| 41. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
|
| 42. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
|
| 43. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
|
| 44. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
|
| 45. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
|
| 46. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
|
| 47. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
|
| 48. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
|
| 49. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
|
| 50. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
|
| 51. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
|
| 52. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
|
| 53. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
|
| 54. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
|
| 55. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
|
| 56. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
|
| 57. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
|
| 58. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
|
| 59. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
|
| 60. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
|
