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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| 8. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party ?It was a scream !... more
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| 9. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| 10. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| 11. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor Im scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia.... more
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| 12. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more
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| 13. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| 14. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| 15. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| 17. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| 19. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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