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Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more

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Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more

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Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.... more

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... more

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?The deceased !... more

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What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.... more

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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more

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Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.... more

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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getti... more

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more

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Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more

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Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.... more

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Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more

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Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldnt fit through the door.... more





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