| 21. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| How far do burgers go in school?Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).... more
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| How was the hamburger murdered?First it was rolled, then smothered in onions... more
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| In what school subjects does the teacher say, Well done, hamburgers?A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meate... more
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| 24. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?No, you should eat your fingers separately!... more
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| Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Sure, order a burger and a shake!... more
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| Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!... more
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| 27. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!... more
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| 28. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, B... more
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| What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is well done and Chief Justice Warren Burge... more
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| What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?Hot dog!... more
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| 31. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?Ive been flamed!... more
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| 32. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?Welcome back, Cutter!... more
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| 33. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!... more
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| 34. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?Cook-a-doodle-do!... more
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| 35. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?How the meaty have fallen!... more
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| 36. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?Youve got no beef, soldier!... more
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| 37. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle.... more
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| 38. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?Well, its back to the old grind!... more
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| What do some burger eaters have?A Hardee appetite!... more
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| What do some people have against cheeseburgers?They say, Burgers cant be cheesy!... more
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