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| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 11. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 12. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 14. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 16. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 19. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 20. | Category: Bed jokes |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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