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| 21. | Category: Waiter jokes  | | Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Dont worry sir, he wont last long in there !... more
| | 22. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Dont worry sir, they dont eat much !... more
| | 23. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !... more
| | 24. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !Thats not a worm sir, its your sausage ?... more
| | 25. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 - a live one?... more
| | 26. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, its the hot water that kills them.... more
| | 27. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
| | 28. | Category: Dead and dying jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
| | 29. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
| | 30. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
| | 31. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Dont worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get em.... more
| | 32. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... more
| | 33. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more
| | 34. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or theyll all be wanting one.... more
| | 35. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more
| | 36. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.... more
| | 37. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup!Then weve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading... more
| | 38. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.... more
| | 39. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, Waiter theres a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year... more
| | 40. | Category: Dead and dying jokes | | Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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