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| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  | | Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.... more
| | 2. | Category: Monster jokes | | Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
| | 3. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. Its the iceberg lettuce that does it.... more
| | 4. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !... more
| | 5. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
| | 6. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, I cant eat this meat, its crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes... more
| | 7. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
| | 8. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, Id like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.Im sorry, sir, but were out of cream. How about with no milk?... more
| | 9. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more
| | 10. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
| | 11. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !... more
| | 12. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They dont seem to care what they eat do they sir !... more
| | 13. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, its a piece of dirt that looks like one !... more
| | 14. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
| | 15. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more
| | 16. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !... more
| | 17. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... more
| | 18. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe Ive forgotten it when I removed the other three.... more
| | 19. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!... more
| | 20. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him !... more
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