| 21. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more
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| 22. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !... more
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| 23. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more
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| 24. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| 25. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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| 26. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di... more
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| 27. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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| 28. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne... more
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| 29. | Category: School jokes |
| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| 30. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 31. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
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| 32. | Category: History jokes |
| Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Y... more
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| 33. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| 34. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 35. | Category: Children jokes |
| Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"... more
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| 36. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !... more
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| 37. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more
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| 38. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| 39. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 40. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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