| 1. | Category: Clinton jokes  |
| Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the... more
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| 2. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from NewYork City showed up. Never having seen anyone from th... more
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| 3. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget i... more
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| 4. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.... more
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| 5. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery.Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."Salesman: Havent you ever heard o... more
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| 6. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| 9. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!... more
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| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a... more
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| 11. | Category: School jokes |
| Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl... more
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| 12. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen... more
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| 13. | Category: Military jokes |
| Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always tryi... more
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| 14. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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| 15. | Category: Food jokes |
| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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| 16. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.... more
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| 17. | Category: Apple jokes |
| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| 18. | Category: Book title jokes |
| School Meals by R. E. Volting... more
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| 19. | Category: School jokes |
| School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt... more
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| 20. | Category: School jokes |
| Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.... more
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