| 21. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more
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| 22. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.... more
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| 23. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 24. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!... more
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| 25. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Im a salesman and I keep sell... more
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| 26. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 27. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 28. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more
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| 29. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain... more
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| 30. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much cl... more
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| 31. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more
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| 32. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more
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| 33. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.... more
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| 34. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 35. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more
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| 36. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more
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| 37. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I dont tip, either.... more
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| 38. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 39. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more
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| 40. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more
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