| 21. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more
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| 22. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| 23. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| 24. | Category: Military jokes |
| Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I... more
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| 25. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Father OMally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never b... more
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| 26. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. Youre spending too much time watching television." Son: " Im sorry, youl... more
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| 27. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Father: Dont you feel better now that youve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasnt in.... more
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| 28. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Father: Dont you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.... more
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| 29. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
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| 30. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more
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| 31. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more
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| 32. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.Teacher: But shes top of the class.Father: Thats why I th... more
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| 33. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he... more
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| 34. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
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| 35. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!... more
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| 36. | Category: Children jokes |
| Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more
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| 37. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 38. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
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| 39. | Category: Children jokes |
| Father: Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your report.Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"... more
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| 40. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in t... more
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