| 21. | Category: Divorce jokes  |
| Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.... more
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| 22. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... more
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| 23. | Category: Religious jokes  |
| Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes... more
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| 24. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| Delmer: Howd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second... more
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| 25. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more
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| 26. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.... more
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| 27. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they dont admit it.... more
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| 28. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Ove... more
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| 29. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Its a Wonderful... more
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| 30. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and se... more
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| 31. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.... more
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| 32. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.... more
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| 33. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| 34. | Category: Dentist jokes  |
| Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient:... more
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| 35. | Category: Dentist jokes  |
| Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"... more
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| 36. | Category: Dentist jokes  |
| Dentist: "You dont need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."... more
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| 37. | Category: Dentist jokes  |
| Dentist: Dont worry. Im painless.Patient: Im not.... more
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| 38. | Category: Dentist jokes  |
| Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it co... more
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| 39. | Category: Dentist jokes  |
| Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but dont forg... more
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| 40. | Category: Dentist jokes  |
| Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why dont you marry her?Dentist: I cant afford to. Shes my bes... more
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